Rude Doormats

Welcome your guests - or warn them what they're getting into with a funny, sarcastic or downright rude doormat from Nickel Designs. Shop funny welcome mats, inappropriate doormats, no soliciting doormats, sarcastic sayings and plenty of designs with a little attitude. They make a fun addition to your own front porch or a unique gift for housewarmings, birthdays and new homeowners.

Our doormats are made to order in our shop in Ozark, Missouri using natural coir fibers with a thick vinyl backing. Depending on the design, mats are either UV ink printed for a crisp, detailed finish or hand painted for bold, durable color. Many designs are available in multiple sizes, making it easy to find the right fit for your front door or porch.

For best results, we recommend using your coir doormat in a covered or sheltered outdoor area and keeping it away from prolonged moisture. To clean, simply shake or sweep away loose dirt and debris.

As always, our doormats are made in the USA of natural coir fibers, from the husk of the coconut which is mold and mildew resistant. We take extra care to hand paint each of our doormats to order in bold and bright colors using a permanent, weather proof paint. Nickel Designs doormats are extra-sturdy and have thick PVC backing to ensure they won’t slide around, no matter the surface. Our doormats are easy to care for, simply shake out to clean!