Get the Fuck Off My Porch Doormat

$42.99

Welcome your guests with a fun and unique statement: Get the fuck off my Porch! Our Get off my Porch Doormat is sure to make a lasting impression and start a conversation. Made with natural coir fibers, this doormat is mold and mildew resistant and perfect for your outdoor space. So, get ready to greet your guests with a humorous message!

Description

Welcome your guests with a fun and unique statement: Get the fuck off my Porch! Our Get off my Porch Doormat is sure to make a lasting impression and start a conversation. Made with natural coir fibers, this doormat is mold and mildew resistant and perfect for your outdoor space. So, get ready to greet your guests with a humorous message!

Product Overview

  • The perfect doormat for a clever theme.
  • Create a personalized entry way for your home.
  • An affordable, ideal housewarming gift for newlyweds or your friends.
  • Standard size, 18 x 30 inches to fit most doors.
  • Made in the USA from natural coir fibers for mold, mildew resistance.
  • Extra durable, thick vinyl backing ensures no dangerous slippage when used.
  • Permanent paint and UV sealant protects your custom doormat from the elements.

All our doormats are tan/natural brown in color. The natural coir fibers of the doormat are from natural coconut husks which are mildew resistant and have an extra-sturdy, thick vinyl backing to help keep them in place.

Care Info: Though we use all weather paints and a UV sealant to ensure that your mat is perfect for your doorstep, we suggest that you keep your mat as dry as possible to avoid darkening of the fibers. To clean, simply shake out…easy as that!

PLEASE READ: We do our best to hand paint, process and ship standard orders as quickly as possible, and our current production time is 5-7 business days for standard orders and 3-4 weeks (28 days) for custom orders.

Shipping & Delivery

 CURRENT PRODUCTION TIMES : We do our best to process and ship standard orders as quickly as possible, and our current production time is 1-2 WEEKS (14 days) for standard orders and 3-4 WEEKS (28 days) for custom orders. This timeline does not include shipping time, weekends or holidays. Once shipped, U.S. delivery times are usually 2-5 business days via USPS or up to one week with UPS Ground.