Funny Christmas Kiss My Ass Doormat

Holiday Cheer With Absolutely No Filter

Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah!

Some families celebrate the holidays with matching pajamas and perfectly wrapped presents. Others prefer a little sarcasm, plenty of laughter, and a Christmas doormat that says exactly what everyone's thinking.

Our Funny Christmas Kiss My Ass Doormat brings inappropriate holiday humor straight to your front porch! Featuring festive red and dark green lettering, this funny holiday welcome mat is a playful addition to your Christmas decorations.

Whether you're hosting family for the holidays, throwing a Christmas party, or shopping for a hilarious gift, this sarcastic doormat is sure to get a laugh.

Product Details

• Available sizes: 16 x 24, 18 x 30, and 24 x 36 inches

• Natural coconut coir with sturdy vinyl backing

• Approximately 0.65 inches thick

• UV printed with permanent UV-cured ink

• Red and dark green lettering

• Made to order in Ozark, Missouri

• Processing time: 5–7 business days before shipping

A Funny Holiday Gift

Looking for a Christmas gift that's anything but ordinary? This rude Christmas doormat makes a fun white elephant gift, housewarming present, or surprise for the friend who loves sarcastic humor.

It's also a great way to add personality to your holiday front porch without the traditional sentimental decorations.

Original Doormats by Nickel Designs

We've been making original doormats since February 2015. Every doormat is made to order in our Missouri shop using natural coir and professional UV printing.

Doormat Care

For best results, keep your doormat in a covered entryway protected from direct rain, snow, and excessive moisture. Shake or gently sweep to clean. Initial shedding of natural coir fibers is normal.

Layering rugs and decorative accessories shown in photos are sold separately.